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NEIL HAMBURGER - UNOFFICIAL WEB SITE - "FULL OF INFORMATION" FOR NEIL'S FANS AND THE SIMPLY CURIOUS
Updated Hourly!!! (when needed) - main tained by Volunteer Web Master BONI JERGEN Note: This Site is UnOfficial, and not Endorsed by Neil Hamurger, un fortunately. . New Neil Hamburger Live Album Out Now Recorded in Nashville with Legendary Porudcer Well the Good news is that Finally Neil has a new Album in the stores. This one is called "Live At Third Man" and the title refers to where it was recorded, which was Third Man Records, which is in Nashville, Tenneesee. I have not heard this album Yet. But it was produced by Jack White who won a Grammy recenly. If Neil won a Grammy he could sell it and buy Dog Food for me and my Dogs, who any reader of this web site knows are named Bananas and Marlon. We are selling this record starting today on this Web site, if you wanted to Buy some thing. Also, for collectors, there was a nother record by Neil Hamurger that came out called "Alive With Pleasure" but it was a bootleg, that Neil had nothing to do with. And a ntoher one too, that was a souvernir for any one that went to the Bahamas with Neil Hamburger on the "Bruise Cruise" cruise ship, in Feburary. Some of this you could buy else where on this site, but none of the money goes to me, Boni Jergen, I do not have any thing to do with Processing the orders, I only provide Hosting of the linked service run by Neil's managerment. . We have also heard through the "Grape vine" that Neil and his Band have recenly gone back in to the Recording studio and recorded Two Duets with Neil Hamburger singing with the famous comedian Margaret Cho. But I don't have any more info mation about those Duets, just that we would all be eager to Hear them!!!! Neil Hamburger Australia-Bound In May BIG STORY: Neil Hamburger, is a Great comedian, who would Light up any room, that he walked into, with his Jokes, of Hate. Now, these next few months any one who is on the U.S. or Candian West Coast would have a chance to see the show, as Neil will be preforming at the following Cities in March and April: San Diego, Calif.; Visalia, Calif.; Sacramento, Calif.; Chico, Calif.; Santa Cruz, Calif.; Portland, Ore.; Seattle, Wash.; Bellingham, Wash.; Vancouver, B.C.. After that Neil will be heading to the far-away continenant of Australia to perform 4 shows in the remote City of Perth, Western Australia, at the Perth Interational Comedy Festival, as well as 3 shows in Sydney, and 2 shows in Melbourne, also. If you are any where in Australia and like to Laugh, I would sugest you pruchase a ticket to one or more of those shows, be cause it has been two Years since Neil was last there, and you would not want to have to wait so long, again, and not be able to tell any one "I Was there, and I Laughed my Head off". Neil Hamburger Looks Back At 2011 I did not talk to Neil Hamburger in 2011. But if I did, he would propaply tell me Thanks for all the Hard work of keeping this Web site going, and raising two Dogs at the same time. Neil had a busy year in 2011 with sold out shows around the World such as 28 shows in the United King Dom and a sucesfful run in Cananda and also around the U.S. A. too, but was too busy to answer my Phone calls I guess. Too bad because I have worked so Hard to make this site win Awards, which it has won 4 Awards now, with more to come! Bananas had gotten Sick in 2011 and is O.K. now, also we (Bananas, Marlon, and Boni) moved to another apart ment in Mesa, I am tired of Land lords who Hate Dogs, but we have had a few of those this Year, and had to move. It's too bad be cause the last place was convenint to the Laundro Mat I have been working in for 9 years, and also with in walking distance of the Dominos pizza where we would some times find old Cheese in the trash to feed the Dogs, and 99 Cents Only is near by too which is a good place to find Eggs , Canned foods, and clothe , pet toys, all very cheap. Here's hoping Neil has a Great 2012. I will try to talk to him in Tuscon at the shows coming up Dec 9 and 10 and get more Updates for all of you. Money, or Dog food, these two Dogs (Bananas and Marlon) expecialy like SWANSON CHICKEN POT PIES, or T.V Dinners, or old Tacos, Waffles, they like Italian food, bread sticks, Ice cream, spageti with tomatoes sauce, any thing would Do, if you Work in a resaurant, PLEASE Save any throw-away or Spoiled, ruined Food, for my Dogs. Thank You!!! Also if you work for U.P.S. or Fedaral Express, we need a Way to ship all this Food from the Resaurants, to my Dogs, if you can give us a Code Number for free shipping.
NEIL HAMBURGER ON TWITTER : I don't know Why you would prefer the Official Neil Hamburger Twitter to this Un Official Site (Made with Love), but if you did, for some reason, here is Neil on Twitter, where he Talks , directly , to the Fans: NEIL HAMBURGER ON TWITTER
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Above: Bananas is a Happy Dog who lives with Webmaster Boni Jergen, Who Runs This Award-Winning Web SiteBELOW: "I *LOVE* MY DOGS" - Boni Jergen, Web Master of this Site
WANTED: I need a Law student, or out-of-work ATTORNY that could work for FREE or for Trade (I have over 30 V.H.S. tapes of Neil Hamburger shows from 2000-2006 I could trade you), to Help SUE (LAW SUIT) my Land Lord that had turned my Dogs into the Arizona Animal welfare agency for Abuse, ILLEGALLY because these Dogs are NOT ABUSED, I'm sorry but these Dogs are LOVED more than any Dog you would ever meet, it is NOT a crime for a Dog to chew a door knob, that is how they keep the Teeth healthy, and the Door hinge came off any way, these are Happy Dogs. Sorry Mr. Gipito, you are going to lose every thing you ever had, when I am finished, suing you for Defamition of Character and harrassment. Please Contact Boni Jergen c/o This Website if you can Help. I am also Looking for Old Uneaten Food for these Dogs, not Canned Dog food which is poision, but Good-quality restaurant Food that would get thrown away, they love Olive Garden the best, the manager at the Mesa Olive Garden told me not to return and put a Pad-Lock on their Dumpster, now I will try Scotsdale or Chandler , but my Car is not running, I need a Closer supply of this Type of food, if you are in the Mesa Arizona Area please get in touch, the Dogs also like Taco's, and Waffle House food (Omeletts, Pankake, Waffles, Fried egg.). |
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